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Joke of the Day

"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"

"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."

"Ebay products are like sex You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life"

"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"

"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."

"What do you get when you mix T and C? Angry British people!"

"Procrastination is like masturbation It's fun at the time, but in the end you're just fucking yourself."

"GPS: You're not really lost, you just want someone to talk to."

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."