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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."
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"At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, ""Are you two an item?"""
"just a racist joke do you know why **race of your choice** are so good at triathlon? because they run to get to the public swimming-pool and return home on a bicycle"
"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."
"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"
"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"
"Imagine PREDATOR is a sequel to E.T. Now enjoy both films more."
"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"
"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"