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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."
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"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"
"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."
"Fred: ""I can't believe Ben is in the hospital. Just yesterday, I saw him with a gorgeous blonde."" Bob: ""So did his wife."""
"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"
"Thanks to Twitter I can tell people I read."
"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""
"Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?"
"I've learned a lot about kids while working at Menard's. Namely don't bring you fucking kid to Menard's."
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"