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Joke of the Day

"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."

"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !"

"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"

"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."

"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."

"I think I will have to go to the doctor soon. My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms."

"How do you make a nun pregnant? You fuck her."

"I might have Alzheimer's... ...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."