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Joke of the Day
"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."
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"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."
"Which Pokeman has the best sex? Squirtle"
"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""
"I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds."
"*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*"
"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""
"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?"
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."