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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a nun pregnant? You fuck her."

"What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are."

"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."

"My toddler was arrested today at kindergarten during nap time. He was charged with resisting a rest."

"how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?? pick it up and suck its dick"

"Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR"

"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."

"Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them."

"How do you stay warm outside in the winter? You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees."

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."