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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !"
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"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."
"Yesterday I had to buy a new hoover. My old one was just gathering dust."
"My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle"
"I think my husband is having an affair with the computer because he's always fucking on it."
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."
"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""
"My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today. He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund."