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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !"
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"what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito"
"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."
"*drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *checks for abs, finds a clown"
"[On a treadmill next to a girl at the gym] Me: *Out of breath* Feeling the burn? Her: Yup Me: Me too! Her: How? Your machine isn't even on"
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."
"An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there... ... by shooting them himself."
"Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying. ""If you build it...they will come""?"