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Joke of the Day
"I knew I'do have to close the podiatry clinic I had opened in Paris. I smelled defeat."
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"Food is like dark humour... Not everyone gets it."
"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
"What was Hitler's favorite letter? Not z!"
"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."
"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."
"[junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me] Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him"
"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."
"Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews."