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Joke of the Day

"I knew I'do have to close the podiatry clinic I had opened in Paris. I smelled defeat."

"I have a pen..... I have a apple :D"

"If you finger a bum... you're a hobosexual"

"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."

"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."

"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."

"[True story] Saw a guy in a wheelchair going into the gym. .. My first thought was, ""well I guess he won't be doing legs today."" I'll show myself out."

"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."

"You're not able to watch porn on the iPhone7.. Yeah, they took the jack off."