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Joke of the Day
"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."
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"I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too. RIP"
"Facebook features three types of women: hot, Photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic."
"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"
"""If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump."" ""Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."""
"A cream-filled doughnut and an eclair... ...decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a long, grueling custardy battle."
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin."
"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."