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Joke of the Day
"If you finger a bum... you're a hobosexual"
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"Rapper Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. :)"
"A man goes to a zoo but the only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu."
"BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher."
"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."
"My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard"
"IS your father in prison? If I was your father I would be in prison."
"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaay"
"""Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling."" - me as a doctor"