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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit."
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"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."
"My idea of responsibility is plugging my phone in at mid-day"
"As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend."
"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"
"I have sexdaily *dyslexia"
"What's the name for a person that only gives massages to men? A massagonist."
"My dishwasher broke down and stopped working So I remarried"