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Joke of the Day
"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"
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"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."
"Where do you buy a baby? Hole Foods."
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"*sees window washer in a harness outside office high rise* *holds up sign from desk* YOU'RE NOT EVEN FLYING EVERYONE CAN SEE THE STRINGS"
"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"
"You'r mum... ...is so **poor** she can't even pay attetntion."