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Joke of the Day

"What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device."

"Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you"

"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."

"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"

"What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini"

"/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class. Lots of unwanted riposte."

"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."

"Who is this ""one""? And why is he always arguing with people?"

"Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful"

"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."