60814
Joke of the Day
"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."
Next Joke
"Breaking Ne ws"
"I wish my girlfriend was like my internet My internet goes down once a week for at least two hours"
"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."
"""Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."" *Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead."
"There's a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had a gig yet."
"I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family"
"What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"
"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."