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Joke of the Day

"""For my next illusion"" the magician announces: ""Free will!"" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why"

"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"

"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"

"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."

"My goal for 2017.... ....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013"

"Whats a terrorists favorite dessert flavored ices"

"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a six offender."

"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"

"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"