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Joke of the Day

"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."

"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."

"How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !"

"I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together. The story was riveting."

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""

"I'm not racist but... racist people are."

"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."

"Men are three times more likely to successfully commit suicide than women. We get the shit done right."

"It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No sh1t. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times"

"I'm pretty Gouda cheesy jokes And I bet you Swiss I had another."