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Joke of the Day

"Umm..I don't want to be ""that inmate,"" but could you tell the chef that this needs more salt."

"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your dog."

"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."

"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."

"LHC (Large Hadron Collider) When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina."

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up"

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? SUPER DANCE OFF?? Cop: OH YEAH OH YEAH? Cop: No, not really. There's a warrant for your arrest. oh no"

"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"