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Joke of the Day
"LHC (Large Hadron Collider) When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina."
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"Oh ..your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?:-)"
"Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone"
"Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."
"A gross joke which is better to listen to, than to read. - What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool? You can't [gbrblblblbl](gargling noise) with a regular stool."
"On Jeopardy This is the largest mammal in the animal kingdom. *leans into mic* ""Who is, your mother?"""
"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."
"How do Jedi warm up for sexy time? Forceplay"
"How do you end beef with someone? With the assistance of your friend, use a machete to chop the cow into pieces."
"I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake"