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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."

"Would you like some salt? Na."

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"

"If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family."

"I am extremely offended by the song ""God is Dead"" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that? ...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."

"There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce "

"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"

"Cross posted to r/Christianity"