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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce "

"Why Americans are so bad in geography? They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"

"Asian's pets Asian's eyes don't water when their pets die, their mouths do."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme. Courtesy of u/AVeryHappyCamper"

"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"What do nuns do when they get horny? They come to Jesus."

"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969"

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"