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Joke of the Day
"Cross posted to r/Christianity"
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"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."
"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."
"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."
"What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall? Art ...floating in the sea? Bob ...laying on the floor? Matt ...down in a hole? Phil ...sitting in a pot? Stu ..."
"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."
" Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He lost WW2."
"Last night my wife said to me, ""What would you do without me?"" Apparently, ""Your sister"" was the wrong answer."
"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"
"What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout? A Meanderthal."