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Joke of the Day

"A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar Then Into a Table, Then Into A Bar Stool......."

"FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer does wonders for my enemies' shirts!"

"The moderators of /r/jokes remind me of my browsing history. [deleted]"

"What's the only thing in Australia that won't kill you? Old Age"

"Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers. They never react."

"What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check."

"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."

"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."

"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."

"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."