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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."
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"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."
"What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster? He hibernated in the summer."
"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12"
"Saw two elementary students get in a fistfight so as an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance"
"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."
"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore..."