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Joke of the Day

"LA girls say they want to go on ""adventures"" but when I pitch the idea of overthrowing the yakuza they clarify that they meant, like, hiking"

"Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger... ...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child."

"You wanna hear a Dad joke? Well, I don't have any kids yet so you're gonna have to ask someone else!"

"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."

"Fish must really like poetry. They like things that are deep."

"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."

"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"

"Q: What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission? A: He Apollo-gized."

"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."