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Joke of the Day
"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."
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"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"""Was this car tested on animals?"" ""sir animals can't drive"" ""will this car enable animals to drive?"" ""No"" ""SO YOU DID TEST IT!"" ""god damnit"""
"BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession."
"A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day."
"Who said losing weight was difficult? ""Hello Blood Center? How much longer before I can donate another pint?"""
"Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat"
"Neighbor: Awww! She's adorable! What is she? Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor..."
"Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."