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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"
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"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."
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"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."
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