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Joke of the Day
"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."
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"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."
"Just tried black coffee for the first time Not my cup of tea"
"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"
"A woman recently got breast implants made from oak wood. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline, Wooden tit?"
"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?"