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Joke of the Day
"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."
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"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"
"Why was Slave Leia covered in cum and picking hair out of her mouth? She's into Chewkaki."
"George Washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite."
"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"
"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"
"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""
"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"
"How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb? Why the fuck would a blind man need a light bulb?"
"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."