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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."
Next Joke
"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""
"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"
"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."
"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"
"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"
"The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters"
"Women are like condoms... ...they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."
"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."