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Joke of the Day
"The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters"
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"""This is why I hate fancy restaurants, I can never pronounce anything on the menu"" -me, drunk, holding the Waffle House menu upside down"
"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_)   ( _)>-   (_) Shortage   [By Jimmy Carr]"
"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"
"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""
"Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? He was a Wise Potato Chip."
"I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge."
"The difference between shit and oh shit: A boy mistakenly sends a love letter to the brother's girlfriend. Shit! Girlfriend's brother happens to be lesbian. OH SHIT!!"
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""