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Joke of the Day

"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""

"Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault."

"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"

"Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :("

"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"

"yesterday when I was contemplating my life while playing volleyball I wondered why the volleyball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."

"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"

"At this wedding, the DJ played The Black Eyed Peas, everyone left the dance floor. I like these people."

"how do you call a white racist whitler"