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Joke of the Day
"I cried when my dad cut onions... I miss onions. He was a good dog."
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"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."
"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist."
"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."
"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"
"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"
"Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father. I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu."
"What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children."