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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."

"Preowned Jaguar for sale. Beloved family member, excellent shape. Wife forced me to put her up for sale after she (the jaguar) ate the kids."

"I stopped trying to keep up with the Kardashians. I'm too out of shape."

"What do you call oral sex with a paraplegic girl? Meals on wheels."

"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."

"why did the scarecrow win a medal? because he was outstanding in his field"

"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"

"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"

"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."

"Soda Can Yesterday someone hit my head with a soda can, luckily it was a soft drink."