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Joke of the Day
"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"
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"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."
"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."
"doctor looking at his iPad: oh no, this isn't good ... Me: give it to me straight doc what is it doctor: well, I forgot my wifi password"
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."
"{at fancy restaurant} Waiter: *pulls out chair* Me: ""Don't make this weird, dude."""
"Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them."
"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"
"[a dolphin kisses me at sea world] ME: so like what are we"