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Joke of the Day

"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"

"Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do."

"What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist? Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from"

"Two skeptics walk into a bar.. I'd tell you what happens next but noone knows"

"I got a new German cell phone I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed"

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub. (Too soon?)"

"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."

"What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese"

"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"