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Joke of the Day
"I went jogging one time why am I not thin?"
Next Joke
"Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key."
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"
"No matter what meal it is, always say you had ""brunch"" so people know how much better than them you are."
"Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather."
"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"
"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive."
"""Why did you dry these grapes?"" ""No raisin"""
"There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for ""flights that are least likely to have noisy children""."