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Joke of the Day

"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."

"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."

"Left handed people in the past. Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people? Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye."

"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."

"What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."

"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."

"Do pigs like Backgammon? No they prefer their backs scratched."

"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."

"What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''"