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Joke of the Day
"You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is? I have to sit in the back of the oven."
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"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"
"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."
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"I'm having trouble finishing my joke about tree surgery! Stick joke here!"
"How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change."
"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"