210163
Joke of the Day
"You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is? I have to sit in the back of the oven."
Next Joke
"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."
"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"
"The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever."
"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? Because it was a pdf file."
"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"
"What did one strawberry say to the other? ""If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"""
"I was having sex with a hot girl yesterday and she kept yelling someone else's name. Do you know anybody by the name of ""rape""?"
"Not to brag but my son's friend said ""Your dad looks hot"" when I was cleaning the pool. She followed with ""Is that heat stroke?"" but still."
"Your brain has 2 parts! The left part where nothing is right and Right part where nothing is left"