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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common blood type among pessimists? B Negative."
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"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"
"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"
"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."
"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."
"What happens if you steel? You have to get Alloy-er"
"That confusing moment when the person you hate at work brings donuts"
"Packing my daughter's prom kit...lip gloss, stun gun, pepper spray, switchblade, and I've uploaded all 5 seasons of Teen Mom to her iPhone."
"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."