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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ..."
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"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"
"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."
"I like to wear latex gloves to the doctor. Then he knows I can quickly retaliate if he gets too handsy."
"Why does OP never deliver? [removed]"
"What sound does a dying Turkey make? Coup coup coup"
"What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble? A buble!"
"What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post? *I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"I just saw Toy Story in 3D... The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat."