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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""

"All you people who chose ""The Real"" or ""Official"" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys."

"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"

"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"

"Your mother is so classless... .. she could be a marxist utopia"

"A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. ""WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"""

"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."

"A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me."

"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."