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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""

"For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange And stayed home."

"How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing? Coincerned"

"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."

"What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !"

"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."

"How do you tell an astronaut where they're going? Straight up."

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."

"What do you call a spider that's had a sex change? A trantula."

"I knew you'd come crawling back the minute I stole your wheelchair"