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"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."
"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."
"It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It's like you can't even enjoy your own joy."
"Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature. I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch."
"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."
"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."
"Me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"