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Joke of the Day
"I just saw Toy Story in 3D... The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat."
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"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an ass? Donald Trump's tie."
"My wife said I must think she's a whore... I told her a whore would be cheaper."
"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."
"Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store"
"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"
"I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor... An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, ""Eumenides?"" The tailor responds, ""Euripedes?"""
"My phone reception is so clear, I can hear my wife's eyes rolling as I talk."