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Joke of the Day

"Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa? He got eballa"

"Why didn't Sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? Because it was Plan B."

"What if there was a Christian version of ISIS called CHRISIS?!"

"Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005"

"A prisoner said to me today ""Boss, I think my cellmate is a fag"" ""cos he closes his eyes when i kiss him goodnight"""

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."

"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"

"I am no Joker But I know who he is."

"My father used to go out drinking all night, come home and blow chunks. why we called our dog chunks, I'll never know."

"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."