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Joke of the Day
"Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa? He got eballa"
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"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."
"Riding horses is fun and all, but... ...let's be on a steer."
"What do you call a robotic prostitution ring? Nuts and bolts."
"The guys and I are heading into town. Gonna hit a few bars, a strip club, and then, MAYBE... ...the Museum."
"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, ""We've been expecting you."""
"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."