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Joke of the Day

"A prisoner said to me today ""Boss, I think my cellmate is a fag"" ""cos he closes his eyes when i kiss him goodnight"""

"The Ouija board spells out WHAT'S UP GAYLORD and I'm like is there really no one else in the spirit realm besides my grandma?"

"A woman got wooden breast implants today. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline, wooden tit?"

"How do you drown a hipster? Convince them breathing under water is the new fad."

"Honey, were out of snake food. ""What? For what snake?"" Honey, I bought a snake"

"What's the difference between French women and an NHL hocky team? The hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"I shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section."

"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."

"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"

"what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist"