125666

Joke of the Day

"LPT: How to tie an extremely difficult knot Just put it in your pocket. Works like a charm with my headphones every time."

Next Joke
 
"The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka."
"once a woman in the mall said ""isn't everything cuter with babies?!"" and jeff replied ""not coffins"" and just stared at her until she cried"
"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."
"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."
"How did Oedipus convince his mom to have sex with him? He 'incested'."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by Mila Kunis."
"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."
"TIL you don't actually learn something new everyday. Wait. Nevermind."
"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."