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Joke of the Day

"I don't appreciate the trash talking Chinese athletes saying ""we OWN you!"" to the U.S. team. Let's leave our deficit out of this!"

"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"

"My wife got very upset at the funeral the other day, wailing and thumping the coffin with her fists And Jeeeeez, you should've heard her when she went in the furnace."

"Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment."

"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"

"I think my lab partner and I are finally hitting it off because I feel a lot of chemistry between us."

"Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!"

"The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car... It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child."

"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."

"Karate Kid (1984, PG): An old Asian man tricks a bullied teenager into doing household chores for him. [126 minutes]"