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Joke of the Day

"Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call."

"Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto."

"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."

"Did you read the book ""Rusty Bedsprings"" by I. P. Nightly"

"[couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen"

"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."

"I tried to catch some fog once... ...mist."

"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w cheese ;^]"

"Why did the poor man sell yeast? He wanted to make some doe!"