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Joke of the Day
"What do you call that useless skin around the penis? A man...."
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"Whats so special about ""demon cats""? Aren't all cats pure evil?"
"Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!"
"What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder"
"How do you call the piece of fat around the vagina? A woman."
"A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer... ... It was chicken karma"
"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."
"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"
"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."
"What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !"