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Joke of the Day
"What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder"
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"How does a Jew greet their friends? ""Challah!"""
"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"
"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."
"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."
"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"
"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."
"what after c? deez nut!"
"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"
"What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea? Anderson Pooper"