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Joke of the Day

"Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!"

"Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth"

"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side. ...Told by my brother last night"

"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."

"I think my coworkers are gay because every time I walk by, they mumble under their breath ""what an ass!"""

"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."

"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."

"[Request] Apocalypse jokes I want as many apocalypse jokes as you can give me. Good, bad, ugly, I'll take any and all of them. Thank you :)"

"This tag on my panties has been tickling my ass all morning, I was gonna cut it off but I'm lonely"

"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""