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Joke of the Day

"Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional."

"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."

"What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? The Boy Scout came back from camp."

"I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. But I can stop anytime."

"Just ate a Hot Pocket filled with pasta alfredo because my body is a landfill and I don't ever want a husband"

"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"

"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."

"Michael Cera forgets to do laundry and has to wear a doctor costume to the hospital. He's too shy to refuse people and performs 3 surgeries."

"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"

"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."